Saturday, November 13, 2010

A few things.

I have been trying to write a serious, informative post about life in Alexandria.  So far I have four or five half-drafts saved, but I have given up on all of them because they are too boring.  So while I am teaching myself to write sensibly, here are a few less serious things which have caught my eye:

So near and yet so far: more menu items

It doesn't take much to go wrong in English (and to be fair it doesn't take much to keep me entertained.)
  • Spaghetti polonaize (dancing noodles, anyone?)
  • Fruit salad with wibed cream
  • Transh Cake
  • Cream Cramel
  • Mongo juice

Sometimes things look like mistakes, but actually they aren't.  Here is a great example.


At first glance, I assumed this was a mistake: surely it should be "cake filled with raisins and coconut".  The ingredients also say "raisin" singular.  However, sure enough, the cake does just contain one lonely raisin:

 
Day one in our flat (back at the start of October)

Cleaning products that we bought on day one (just the start):


Please note the very important pair of rubber gloves in the middle of the picture.  These were VITALLY important in removing the following from a bathroom cupboard (click to read the text):


Things that remind me of Twickenham Rowing Club


It might look like a sheep on a stick, but actually the guy is selling bags of candy floss.  More importantly, they feature my two favourite colours.  "Twickenham Rowing Club, sponsored by cheap, sugary confectionary" - sounds good to me!

Here's a great rowing motto:


Just plain random


To make Cow Jam Tart - Desperate Dan's favourite dessert?

And finally...

1 comment:

  1. No wonder you needed the rubber gloves; good grief! Love your blog though, it's great. Fiona Y

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