Glistens the evil spirit to send the element

My sister Katy is a beautiful, talented, glamorous young woman. As you can see from this photo, she was right at home in Cairo, hoiking her suitcase over the building site that is currently the main train station:

So what better to give her for Christmas, than a selection of Egypt's finest Chinese imports:

Nice, huh?  Let's take a closer look.

We begin with those well-known brands "Mas Factor", "Chamel" and "Bourjuis"

Closely followed by ever-favourite "Dvoe"

And if Dvoe doesn't do it for you, why not substitute another four-lettered bird beginning with 'D':

In case none of the above have worked, you can change your look entirely with the "Disguise Brush", favoured by glamorous spies and secret agents the world over.

 Finally, I can't believe anyone can live without this product:

I think it is hair glitter, but I'm not entirely sure. I'll let you draw your own conclusions from the description on the back of the bottle. Suggestions on a postcard please...

TLDSITD TPSTA

Glistens

the evil spirit

to send the

element

Moves the feeling modelling

202ml

Characteristic: Increases luxuriant lives with

the elasticity; Forms the hair surface protector,

Saves After dyes burns suffers injury sends the

nature.

Effect: Contains the rich persistent effect to guarantee

the wetfactor, the fresh fruit element and the tension

essence And so on, can rapidly moisten, repair each Kind

to surfer injury sends the nature, the instantaneous

supplement hair needs The nutrition and the moisture,

improve the hair structure prevented the split end, breaks

off and Withered, causes the hair to change smoothly, the

rich elasticity immediately.

Ingredient: Rose volatile oil, protein hydrolysate, vitamin B5

Application method: After cleans the hair, dries the moisture

content with the towel, takes right amount this Uniform tubs

scratches then.

Matters needing attention: Avoids contacting the eye, if

has carelessly moistens into intraocularly, namely uses the

clear water Flushing.

This contains Uygur it to assign E, the heat

preservation factor, and so on protects sends

the essence, increases seven colour films

Decides The factor beautifully sends, the

cosmetology, the beautiful body multi-purpose

puts on makeup the essential thing.